Iowa...
On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said: 'Today I am
going to create a land called Iowa. It will be a land of outstanding
natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic landscapes full of buffalo, tall
grass, and hawks, beautiful skies, forests full of elk and deer, rich farmland
and fair skinned people.
God continued, 'I shall make the land rich in resources so as to make the
inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Hawkeyes, and they
shall be known as a most friendly people.
But Lord,' asked Gabriel, 'don't you think you are being too
generous to these Iowans?
'Not really,' replied God 'just wait and see the winters I a m
going to give them.'